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[Dwylbtzle]

THEY JUST ANNOUNCED ON THE RADIO TODAY
THAT THE GEICO CAVEMEN ARE GOING TO HAVE A SITCOM
THEY SAID ALL THEY KNOW IS IT'S GOING TO BE THE GEICO CAVEMEN
AND IT'S GONNA BE SET IN SOME LARGE CITY
(THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE CITY BUT I FORGET WHAT IT WAS)

AND THEY SEEMED TO BE SAYING THAT THAT'S ALL THEY'VE
GOT TO GO ON
THUS FAR

SOUNDS LIKE A WINNING FORMULA TO ME
THOUGH

THAT'S ENOUGH

IF SEINFELD WAS A SHOW ABOUT NOTHING
AND THAT WAS A FANTSTIC HIT
BASED JUST ON WEIRD CHARACTORS
FACING EVERYDAY LIFE
THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT NEANDERTHALS
(FACING INSENSITIVE DISCRIMINATION IN THE CRO-MAGNON WORLD)
SO
THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH A SHOT
IF THE WRITERS OF THE SITCOM ARE ANYWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS THE WRITERS FOR THE COMMERCIALS
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[Mary Whitehouse]

Man the Geico caveman was the HIGHLITE of football season.
Just when thought I'd i'd be ready to ram my fist
down John Madden's throat and they'd break to a Geico ad and I'd
bust a gut and relieve all the pent up Madden hostility.
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photo-Kamloops, B.C.

[Dwylbtzle]

THOUGH HE NEVER ACTUALLY BUILT A WORKING MODEL
MY BROTHER
IN THEORY
INVENTED THE MADDEN FILTER
THAT WOULD BE A DEVICE THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO WATCH A FOOTBALL GAME
AND YET HAVE EVERY FREQUENCY IN MADDEN'S VOICE
FILTERED OUT

EVEN A CAVEMAN WOULD BUY IT
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[Mary Whitehouse]

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photo-Kamloops, B.C.

[Dwylbtzle]

where ya been man?

what's going on at the old place?

geezer says he told hippie
twice
he didn't like the fact that apparently anyone can dis me
for years
but no-one can have any dispute with a monitor
so he's never coming back

foesad says he got sick of the anti-christ blasphemy
and nothing real being discussed

so he posted something about that actor guy being the new republican REAGAN WHITE HOPE
JUST TO PISS KONG OFF
AND NEVER EVEN CHECKED BACK TO SEE THE REACTION

I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT PLACE HAS TO BE PRETTY DAMN DEAD WITHOUT ME-FOESAD-HEN-GEEZER-AND STROBE




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[Mary Whitehouse]

Yeah its been slow over there. I get there as often as I do here coz
I've had some more big life changes. My ex left me my youngest daughter and tried to take off to Texas with her man but got turned back
at the border for not having an immigration visa. They weren't giving her
a tourist one coz she'd quit her job and abandoned all her possesions.
Anyway I'm now a full time single dad and that's a GOOD thing as
I am much happier now to be living with a family member again. It's
been hard on my little girl though and though my ex is saying
she's not ABANDONED the poor kid she's still in town but makes very little
effort to see the child. I've had to go on welfare to provide for the kid
as my part time job wasn't gonna do it and my roomate is more than a little surprised to find himself in
his 60's and living with a child so our housing situation may be changing.

Anyway yeah it's slow in the zone and when I said it was coz there was nothing interesting to read since you provided "conflict" which is an
essential element of drama and hence the literature there was flat
and boring, the whole notion was poo pooed by the usual suspects.

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photo-Kamloops, B.C.

[Dwylbtzle]

wait
they got turned back at texas?

how old is yer youngest?
where are the others?"
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[Mary Whitehouse]

No they got turned back at the U.S. border. She's lucky she's
not charged with lying to a federal agent. 5 years in Walla Walla
State Pen if u piss the agent off by lying.
Anyway their story was they were taking "Isreal" (The guy
who reached out over the net and the phone to snatch up a milf with
a mid life crisis) to the bus station in Seattle and they said okay so we're only gonna find luggage for 1 right?

DUH OOOPS.
Where do you work?
Oh you QUIT your job?
Nice try immigrant get in line.
You're white and don't have a criminal record so we'll
see you in 90 days when you get your visa (since he's gonna marry
her)

My other daughter is 20 and was given almost everything her
mother owned (cept the new computer and I'm rebuilding that sucker
and shaking it down to see what it can do, sweet DVD burner) but
had no home or place to put it so she left it all in the yard of
a family friend where it sits 2 weeks l8er having all been utterly
destroyed by rain.
Unfortunately she ended up going back to an ex boyfriend
I'd thought we were well rid of and is living with him in a fifth wheel.
I aint happy with her but since there is a four year lag time between
when I give her advice and when she actually gets around to following
it, at the moment I have neither the resources nor the parenting skills
to deal with her.
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photo-Kamloops, B.C.

[Dwylbtzle]

[Dwylbtzle]

Dude
i know for a fact that fifth wheel situation won't work out
you gotta open lines of communication with the sovereign nation known as yer 20 year old adult daughter
and be ally-blood-is-thicker-than-water-in-this-together-mafioso-la-familia-against-the-world
and try and give her a fall back landing pad

you gotta do what asian families do

start a hui going

where the family
however fragmented forms an economic unit
in some respects

yer a parent with dependant child(ren)
and she's an adult entity unto herself
and all of you can get assistance
and she can get grant money and educational or vocational training assistance
and/or a job

crimeny what do you canadians pay all those taxes for all yer life?

this

cripes here in america even
they would pay her ten dollars an hour
and medical
to care for yer crippled deformed mutated ass
and for babysitting the ten year old
being her relatives is irrelevant
say yer too ugly to go outside
and yer afraid of bats
and have a bad back
and are addicted to trilithon
which was the designer drug that saved you from a life of abject craven slavery to melloril

EVEN BEYOND ANYTHING GOVERNMENTAL
ANY CHRISTIAN BLISS-MONGER OPERATIVE CELL/COVEN/CABAL
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
WOULD FIND A TWENTY YEAR OLD SINGLE GIRL SOMEWHERE TO STAY
IN A HEARTBEAT
IF THE GUY IN THE FIFTH WHEEL EVEN LOOKS AT HER CROSS-EYED
ONCE

what do you think we live for?
she'd make their lives finally worth living

christ
it'd be like the cia saying they had a job for oswald

and THE CREW has cattle on a thousand hills

THE EARTH is The Lord's
and the fullness thereof

i'll, contact our affiliates in that hell-forest field-station outpost myself if you want
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[Dwylbtzle]

ok
bro
that
above isof course
what you TELL the ten year old

but just between you and me
yer wife's HAD to have lost her mind entirely
to wanna forsake her children
and try to run away from canada to sneak into texas

but that can't be you

and it won't be Adonai Daystar Ancient of Days Faithful and True

Isaiah 49:15
Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should not have
compassion on the son of her womb?
yea, they may forget, yet will I not forget thee.


Isa 49:16 Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of [my] hands

do i KNOW MY SHIT OR WHAT?

IS THIS REAL
OR WHAT?

OH NO BUT IT IS
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[Dwylbtzle]

RYAN
AND POTATO WROTE ME IN THE LAST DAY OR SO
THEY ARE BOTH JOINING HERE
RYAN ALREADY HAS
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[Dwylbtzle]

MOONFLOWER WROTE THIS TODAY

You're a good guy and anything I ever
wrote about you was done in jest which I think the few people who have
actually read my little posts on this tiny planet understood


could she mean this?:



healing the blind




Their training was not yet complete, but Dweeble
was adamant in becoming a Jedi. Yoda also warned
Dweeble the dangers of possibly becoming a "Dweeble".




Ready he was not...
Dweeble failed miserably after his first attempt at using the Force.


Trapped in the snow, Dweeble cried unto his master...




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[Dwylbtzle]

Hen went over to say hi to hippie
AND HIPPIE CAME AND SAID HI HERE

YOU CAN READ HER IN THE BLUE ROOM
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[XRAYRYAN]