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And another thing...a lot if not most of the western movies that try to
give us history[Like all the ones about Wyat Earp] are so fictional in a sense that I take them with a grain of salt.They romantisise and add stuff
so we girls will like them too.You know what I mean..the cowboys all have perfect white teeth and usually pretty clean looking..my God..they had
bad teeth and smelled like skunks back then!~
And the women..always freshly made up and clean crisp dresses..they
most likely smelled worse than the men...why do ya think French perfume was so popular then..
Its all glitze and glamore from made in Hollywood!
Its a rare movie that does it like it was..True Grit is a good example..
no fancy pants cow boy or crispy clean girl.
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[Mary Whitehouse]

Strobe, Johnny Depp is going to play Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows?
That sounds great. Some of my earliest childhood memories are of being
scared witless at 10:00am in the morning by that soap. Of course I wasn't
such a swift kid. My first favourite show was Get Smart coz I thought
Max was an awesome super-spy. Thought it was a drama, LOL. The only
time I remember laughing at the show back then was when Bernie Koppel
was doing Seigfried. "Shtarker ve don't (fill in blank) in CHAOS".
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[Mary Whitehouse]

Oh and I just found out Ridley Scott has just completed his first
science fiction film since Blade Runner, and the last 8 minutes of the
film tie in to the Alien franchise.

Also and more importantly Scott says he is ready to do a sequel to
Blade Runner, with new replicants and a new Blade Runner.
Guess Harisson ford is a little old to be tangling with the Nexus 6 series.
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[Mary Whitehouse]

Test post. DW having posting problems. Seeing if it wrks for me
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[Mary Whitehouse]

Seems okay here Roy. The whole freakin net was wonky yesterday.
Big DDoS war going on between Anonymous hacker group, rival hacker groups and the powers that be. Usually that kinda thing boils down to a few hundred "script kiddies" who throw around bush league hacker code but this thing
looks like a full blown war between the illuminati usual suspects and the
Occupy hippies and and those opposed to the internet censorship bill the house gave reading yesterday. At stake, the existence of Youtube, this site
and every other site that allows people to post content that might violate copyright etc. If the gov gets it's way all american sites will have to prescreen
EVERYTHING anybody tries to post to check for violations.
At stake? Only the whole internet as the free world knows it.
Email your representative in the U.S. congress and say NO to
censorship.
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[Dwylbtzle]

yup--thanks--yeah--just as i expected--if you wait a day the glitch sometimes fixes itself
hey--at least this place isn't near as frikkin glitchy as facebark is
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ok--this isn't a movie, but it's a nit pick
it's a TV nit
watching the National Geographic Channel and
it has this documentary called LOST CITIES OF THE AMAZON,
(great show--they've shown it a bunch of times, before), but, when they
show the conquistadors, they have them using muskets from the early-mid
1800s, or something-
instead of flintlocks from the early 1500s
-because they cock the hammers and there is some
pin there--no flintlock--and percussion caps weren't invented till the
1820,s or close thereabouts
hehehe
and the worst thing is: there is no percussion cap on the pin, even
they just now showed this conquistador sighting down a muskett,
(getting ready to shoot an indian, or something), and he cocks the
hammer--and you see this PIN (no flint sparkie thing, which any gun
before 1820 would have had)
---with not even any percussion cap on it

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[STROBE]

I got a bad link to porn from foesad..his account on facebook was hacked..AGAIN! Dont know why they always pick onhim.
I have so much security running on my puter its insane,,but no hacking
as of yet...the last time I had to reinstall windows TWICE! And I blame face book!!~
And yeah,Mary,Depp is filming Dark Shadows.But I fear his makeup will
be a disaster.
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[Dwylbtzle]

he must not be using a good enough password--or else he falls for some
of those fake log ins where they trick you into typing in yer password

i TOLD him, before, that he needs to make one with at least 7 characters-
with some numerals and some capital letters

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HEY MARY:--just had
another retro-juno (ellen page) sighting

saw some "NEW" tv series on the SCI channel (don't know if that's the
science fiction channel or the science channel) called ReGenesis (spelled
with two capital letters like that), and i turn it on and there's this little kid
but she's talking with the Juno voice--and it turns out it's ellen page with
a short short haircut--(which must make her look younger than she is-
-because the show turns out to be an old canadian television series that
ran from 2004-2006, and she's supposed to be 15 in the show, but she
was actually 17, in 2004)
so they just meant it was NEW for the SCI channel, i guess

shit--2004 was when i first saw her playing lahey's daughter in trailer park
boys (but THAT show started in 2001, i guess, and i don't know how late
into the series she came in--i just know she wasn't in the VERY first
episodes) --and she looked just like she did in THAT canadian TV series

i guess she COULDA started TPBs in 2002--and she mighta been 15
--(and looked about 9 or 10)
as far as i ever knew TPBs and Juno were the only things she ever did-
-but according to wikipedia she was in tons of stuff in canada
eh?

cripes this means she was 20 in Juno--and she was supposed to be some
10th grader or something who was way too young to be pregnant
and she looked it
i woulda SWORE lahey's kid was about ten years old-
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[Dwylbtzle]

ok--found another movie mistake
and it's in a crazy special-effects-driven horror movie--where anything
can and does happen--so it's almost not worth bothering to notice
but it's so blatently an obvious mistake, i wasn't even trying to find
mistakes and i still noticed it like a slap in the face:

in DRAG ME TO HELL, about 24 minutes into the movie (watched it on TV,
so that has to include commercials), alison lohman is trying to escape
from a crazed enraged gypsy woman--and she makes it to her car--and
is battling the hag inside the car--but finally manages to kick her out and
lock the doors--and the windows are all rolled up, so the evil hag is left
pounding ineffectually on the glass--and alison yells: "HA! I BEAT YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!"
but the hag just crawls under the car and then appears with a chunk of
cement and crashes it thru the door window...
AND THEN INSTANTLY AND EASILY OPENS THE DOOR BY THE HANDLE!

apparently, breaking a car window unlocks its door

[Dwylbtzle]

found a glaring multi-mistake in RED PLANET:
--at the end, val kilmer is unconscious in a part of the spaceship where there is no gravity
-he, and the captain who has just rescued him, are floating in the air
-and the captain is trying to revive him with CPR, and he starts to gasp,
so the computer voice says "STAND HIM UP, CAPTAIN!"
so she does--"stand him up", and his head is falling limp with obvious
gravity-because he's still unconscious

and he wakes up slowly--sometimes lifting his head a bit--but then his
neck goes limp again and falls down to the side, --WITH GRAVITY
(this happens a few times, as he's trying to wake up)

first of all:
there is no way to know what way the fuck is UP when you are weightless,
and whatever resuscitive effect, making someone stand up, would have to a
person trying to regain consciousness (which is apparently what the ship's
computer was shooting for), i do not know, but
it would have no effect IF YER FRIKKIN WEIGHTLESS!
DUH!


i see why they did that--going for a dramatic effect-without thinking:

when the stern, urgent voice of the computer barks "STAND HIM UP, CAPTAIN!"-
-that's the confirming signal that val is gonna make it
YEA!
and they'd just had this big, tense, suspenseful, weepy weepy build-up
where the CPR doesn't seem to be working much
just before that
so that command to stand him up is the big relief scene-culmination

but what you really woulda seen (if some computer was stupid enough to
tell someone to stand someone UP in weightlessness) would be her just
aligning his unconscious body along some different axis in space

for no apparent reason
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[Dwylbtzle]

in NEVADA SMITH, about 45 minutes into the movie, steve mcQueen is in
a room, upstairs, above a saloon--and you can hear the famous song
FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE being played on the piano, downstairs

this is supposed to be a western with the standard OLD WEST time-frame
setting of 'some time after the civil war--but not much after'
and FRANKIE AND JOHNNY is a song about a murder that occured in 1899-
-and the song was first published in 1904


also, one of the characters in the movie is nick named BIGFOOT-
-which, if that's the term for a sasquatch, (which it seems to be, because
the guy is big and dumb and clumsy), wasn't coined till the late 1950s or early 1960s
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