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Wallace and grommit wouldnt be inpressed! What no cheese?

 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:42 pm    Post subject: Wallace and grommit wouldnt be inpressed! What no cheese? Reply with quote

Went to pictures this bank holiday monday. We came out of there at 7:45 and wanted something to eat so we decided to go to pizza hut which isnt far and guess what they were closing 3hrs early. Why i hear you ask? Cos they'd ran out of cheese!
What muppets they should have made sure that they had enough to cover them to closing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
well
cheese isn't really all that good for you, anyway
unless yer totally starving
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dwylbtzle wrote:
Laughing
well
cheese isn't really all that good for you, anyway
unless yer totally starving


I know tried to tell them i was lactos intollerent Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is from an album called RADIO DINNER put out in the VERY early seventies by THE NATIONAL LAMPOON
(keep reading) Laughing

DETERIORATA:

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!


Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.


Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.


Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.


Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.


Wherever possible, put people on hold.


Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.


Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Remember the Pueblo.


Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.


Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.


Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.


Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.


Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.


Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.


Hire people with hooks.


For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."


Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool


And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.


Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.


Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.


With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.


GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats funny
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol Very Happy
Aww
silly pizza hut..
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old_Hen wrote:
Lol Very Happy
Aww
silly pizza hut..


What gets me is when i chef we always made sure that we had enough covers
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well there goes MY desire for a pizza.. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


HOW ABOUT POTATOES!
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