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Dwylbtzle
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 Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:26 am Post subject: |
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LOOK!
this one shows how big humans are
(sitting on horse)
compared to the OTHER HUGE things
with the huge footprints
this clearly shows that the big things in these pictures are not meant to be humans
but some kinda huge animal
just like the other animals in the pictures
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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HOAX ADMITTED!
WELL, AFTER GENERATING ZILLIONS OF HITS ON HIS WEBSITE
AND TRYING
BUT FAILING
TO GET ANYONE TO OFFER HIM 11 MILLION DOLLARS FOR Any autopsy video
biscardi is now saying that the body was encased in ice, all along
and the two guys who said they found the body were paid "an undisclosed sum" to allow him to thaw the block of ice
but, now that it's thawed, it's turned out to be just a rubber monkey suit 
well, I KNEW he was gonna have to come up with SOME explanation of what the hell he was trying to pull
with that idiot press conference
before tonight
because tonight is when he does his radio broadcast
and obviously everyone was gonna ask him "what the FUCK?"
so, I guess this is his way out, that he's come up with
just like back in 2005
when he claimed he had two bigfoots captive in a cage
and was trying to get people to pay for some PPV viewing of some fake video
(i guess of two guys, in monkey suits, dancing around in a cage??)
but, then he admitted that THAT was a hoax
but put it OFF himself, merely by saying he'd been deluded by some "deranged woman"
but then it was discovered that this woman was the wife of some partner of his
but if you look at that picture of him holding up a picture of the fake bubba dentures
in the suit's mouth
that doesn't look like it's encased in ice to me
what a chimp 
er--CHUMP! 
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Dwylbtzle
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Junie Moon
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:54 pm Post subject: Woven nest |
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| Quote: | | it was made of grasses and bushes woven with a kinda spiral entrance |
This caught my eye. One of the Orangs I worked with was being studied
for her very unique style of weaving. Orangs can weave very intricately.
I would very much like to know what Bigfoot IS... |
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Junie Moon
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Much of what I've read leads me to believe...Ape.
It doesn't surprise me that they do so well at staying hidden. Gorillas can
be heard, evidenced and tracked for WEEKS without ever being seen. |
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Junie Moon
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject: Other nations |
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“We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of
animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated
artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his
knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in
distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic
fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err,
and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world
older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete,
gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living
by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not
underlings; they are other nations caught with ourselves in the net of life
and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.”
Henry Beston
If they are out there...I hope they remain unknown and undiscovered by us. |
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Dwylbtzle
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
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Location: Sun Valley, Idaho
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: Woven nest |
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| Junie Moon wrote: | it was made of grasses and bushes woven with a
kinda spiral entrance
This caught my eye. One of the Orangs I worked with was being studied
for her very unique style of weaving. Orangs can weave very intricately.
I would very much like to know what Bigfoot IS... |
Junie!
you joined! 
Cool!
Welcome a bored
yeah
it was WOVEN into a grassy spiral entrance opening
about five feet off the ground
and I COULDA jumped up in there and slithered in
but that weren't a gonna happen in a thousand years
oh no
not me
I'm too young a purty to die
later i saw a photograph of the exact same frikkin thing
that someone took
who said he thought it was a bigfoot nest
later someone who works with great apes said sometimes they make a weird buzzing sound when they feel threatened
as a warning to the threat
or as a signal to other apes nearby
I know what they are
they are a north american bi-pedal hominid
that is shy and intelligent enough to conduct and maintain a policy of scrupulously avoiding humans
and burying their scat
and burying their dead
and covering their trails
and they try not to leave footprints where humans will see them
and if they have to scare you away
they try not to allow you to actually see them
so you can never go back and tell yer friends that you actually SAW one
as in my case
they try to shake bushes and scream and grunt
and smash trees
they are a remnant of gigantopithicus
pure and simple
there is not the slightest doubt
no known animal could do what I saw and heard
nothing coulda shaken that bush like that that didn't have opposable thumbs and a huge brain
no deer
no pig
no bear
no cat
nothing but an ape
grab a pom pom or something with both fists
and shake it back and forth in front of yer body hard
as utterly fast as you can
with the widest strokes you possibly can
and now inagine a whole bush doing that
THAT's bloody well what i saw! 
and it was terrifying
because YOU knew that it knew
that you knew what it was
and then it started talking right to me
grunting right to me
"yeah
that's right
we bad
we bad"
and that was FLAT it!
i coudn't take one more second
and we ran
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Junie Moon wrote: | Much of what I've read leads me to believe...Ape.
It doesn't surprise me that they do so well at staying hidden. Gorillas can
be heard, evidenced and tracked for WEEKS without ever being seen. |
ok now think of something way smarter than gorrilas
maybe as smart as people
or smarter
something that is easily and happily at home in the wildest most remote screaming wilderness
something that can make plans
and communicate over vast distances
with smell
and screaming
and spoken language
and subsonoc signals
and tree knocking
and infra red sight
and maybe telepathy
something that can pull itself up almost virtical cliffs
or any tree
with ease
and can see in the dark
and whose sense of smell is more acute
better than a bloodhound's
and knows it's survival depends on humans never really knowing if they exist
something that covers every trail and sign
and buries their dead
there ya go
you never see it
and you never catch it
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject: Re: Other nations |
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| Junie Moon wrote: | “We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of
animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated
artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his
knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in
distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic
fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err,
and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world
older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete,
gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living
by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not
underlings; they are other nations caught with ourselves in the net of life
and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.”
Henry Beston
If they are out there...I hope they remain unknown and undiscovered by us. |
well, i'd sure never rat them out to the fuzz
squeel to the man
fink em off to bankofamerica
my plan is to try and make friends and join them
and communicate with them
some people claim they can speak
and can learn english
and already have
as they can communicate with a select few humans on occasion
and have
over the ages
their brains are fully twice the size of ours
and they have oodles of free time on their hands for creative thinking developement
they don't need to wear a suit and tie
you won't even catch a DOG getting up at five in the morning to go work in a foundry
let alone them
they have all the food they need
and they WEAVE their shelter
they can eat anything a human can and more
they do like coffee and sugar
just like we do
milk too
but they seldom can get any of that
they can kill any animal they want
they can run as fast as a horse
no animal on earth would dare attack them
they have no need to be afraid of anything
they can kick the biggest grizzly bear's ass
some of them reach 14 feet tall
as science ADMITS gigantopithicus certainly did
and standard science says they lived 50 million years
AND THEN WENT EXTINCT 9,000 YEARS AGO
AND THAT'S HORSE SHIT
THEY HAVE TOO MANY SURVIVAL SKILLS
THEY ARE TOO SMART
AND TOO ADAPTABLE
AND THEIR HABITAT RANGE IS LARGER THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL'S
EXCEPT HUMANS
they feel fine in the snow
because they have hair double layered
like a wolf
long
and short and fluffy underneath the long layer
and blubber like a sea lion
all dogs are utterly terrified of them
no dog will consent to try and track them
even the most brutal trained bear hunting dogs
will instantly instinctively cringe and wine and crouch down
and whimper and beg to be let go to run away
as soon as they even SMELL one
it's ingrained in their DNA code from millions of years
just as The LORD lay the fear of man on ALL the animals
as He said He did
they are human
and they're big
they are one of the few megafauna that survived
but they are a megafauna type of human
and don't be so surprised
just 9 thousand years ago
there were mammoths several times as big as an elephant
they were freakin sloths as big as a house
there were bears several times as big as bears are today
there were rats five or ten feet long
there were centipeeds three feet long
there were dragonflies with six foot wing spans
there were rhinos
that if you stood under one
yer head wouldn't even touch their bellies
mammals as big as dinosaurs
there were moa
flightless ostrich like things bigger than any buffalo
And the polynesian islanders killed off the SUPPOSEDLY last one a few years before cook got there
but you still find eggs in the sand
and every once in a while someone sees one
there were birds as big as a piper cub airplane
the indians called them thunderbirds because they coasted before storm fronts
when i was ten I saw an eagle perched in a tree far in the deep woods
that was five feet tall from it's tail to it's head
maybe six
i swear to GOD!
i have seen the antlers they have on display in museums of a huge reindeer
and those antlers are 14 feet across
and the last one was killed by eskimos and laplanders in the 1400s
mammoths lived on santa rosa island off california till about 9,000 years ago
they lived on an island off the north coast of siberia till 2000 years ago
every indian tribe on this continent had a name for gigantopithicus
and that just doesn't frikkin HAPPEN
the miwok indians would never go to the top of mnt tamalpais
in marin county
they could go partway up the beginning of the side on one sacred trail
and that trail was their church
but they lived by that mountain for 14 thousand years
and not one indian ever went to the top
because that was the sacred mountain
and the man of the forest OWNED the top of that mountainalong with spirits
and GOD
and they were afraid to go there
because the bigfoots wouldn't hurt you
but avenging spirits would attack you
AS IS MEET
sent by Almighty GOD
for pissing off the bigfoots
oh
they're a NATION alright
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/roysandefur1954/mountain.jpg
mnt tamalpais in marin county, north of san francisco
means "seeping lady"-above madrone canyon where I heard the bigfoot
screaming at night, on the hookooeykoo trail: the miwok indians' sacred
cathedral, where they would wander it in a holy daze
this is as high up as you were allowed to go, in the indian days
you weren't allowed to crawl about on the sleeping lady's breasts
it's unseemly
behind me is a cliff. if you could float out over that area and look down
you would see the deep sacred cathedral
where the trees climb up the walls. and below you, you would see a
stream that bursts out of the rocks at the very base of mnt tam and goes
over a magnificient waterfall, and then immediately goes underground again
so it's JUST A FREAKIN WATERFALL sitting there like magic
which it is
and that exact spot is the most beautiful spot on earth, and that
was their church
you started at one end of the trail, way off down there at the end of the cathedral from down below
or you started where I am standing
and went in the entrance behind me, off to the right there, out of frame of
this pic
and wandered through, in a trance
and then turned around and wandered back, in a sacred daze
one way was a trance
and one way was a daze
and don't do it the wrong way, chump
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:23 am Post subject: |
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also...
bigfeets like COFFEE!
he heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  |
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Dwylbtzle
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annette143
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| Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: Other nations |
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| Junie Moon wrote: | “We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of
animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated
artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his
knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in
distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic
fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err,
and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world
older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete,
gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living
by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not
underlings; they are other nations caught with ourselves in the net of life
and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.”
Henry Beston
If they are out there...I hope they remain unknown and undiscovered by us. |
Yeah, I hope they stay hidden so they can go on living.
it'd be the end of them if people knew they were there.
I had a dog that if she were a person I know would have been prettier and smarter than I am.
I thought of her as my "fellow traveler thru life" |
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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the Quash (bigfoot)is a type of human
they are in contact
already
with a small group of people
and probably always have been
for millions of years
they have a spoken language
I can say no more
except
yes
they ALL have a strict policy of TRYING not to be discovered
only the real unlucky ones
or the mentally ill ones let themselves be seen by people
so
if you see a bigfoot
run away
because he's crazy
an exceptional nutcase
and you don't know what he will do
he might get yer license plate
and then
in the middle of the night
you will hear the knock on the door
and there
will be this pimply-faced kid, going:
"HERE'S THE CHICKEN FOR A PARTY OF 200, YOU ORDERED, SIR."
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Dwylbtzle
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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note:
that thing about the cofee...
i put up there because KATIE, a barrister...er..i mean barrista, who
believes in bigfoot, and resembles justine bateman, but better, says
she's gonna come here and read this stuff
and i figured she'd get to the end, and see that picture, and it would blow her mind
and she's either already done that
or she never is
so i can now also say that one of the oldest bigfoot stories
that comes from a trapper in the early 1800s involved coffee
apparently, a bigfoot walked into this guy's camp as he was taking some snuff
and he seemed to think the guy was eating the snuff out of the tin,
or something--because he wanted the tin
so the guy let the bigfoot take the tin
whereupon it devoured the entire contents in one big gulp
and then grabbed a boiling hot can of coffee off the fire to try and wash it down!
then i don't remember if it ran off screaming or what
(poor thing!)
but i remember it DID at least TRY coffee, once
lemme see if i can find that story, somewhere, on the internet
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