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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:40 am    Post subject: THE SPORTS ROOM Reply with quote

WELL..SINCE SUPER BOWL IS OVER..
LETS MAKE THIS THE SPORTS ROOM WHERE WE CAN TALK ABOUT
WHATS GOING ON IN CURRENT SPORTS.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

colts by ANY damn points

we FINALLY gotta win this bitch!

this is more than just a stupor bowl
to INDY (my home town)!
PAYTON (my mother's maiden name)
and ME!

we'll all have to go buy a damn house next to A-rod if we can't finally win this!
all the won games
all the money
all the stats
and never a super bowl?

when exactly is the game
and what network?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going for the Colts!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wormbrain is here!
yeah!

this is getting goooooood!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FEB.4TH..and most likely one of the big 3 networks..or maybe Fox..
I dunno.

I just saw that the COLTS are favored by 7 points..How did I know THAT? Shocked
Must be the witchery in me. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure if the game has started yet but i'm backing the Colts.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this 75 hours of grown men yapping likethird graders is abit silly

come on payton

butcher these jokers

indie is where the earth obtained the blessing of her sweet DWEEEEEEB
DAMMIT!

no more INDIANOPLACE

NO MORE NAPTOWN

NO MORE BIGGEST ONE HORSE TOWN ON EARTH

now it'll be INDIANOPLACE RESPECTFULLY, MA'AM
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

half time
and we're two points ahead
after coming from behind
that ball is slipperi (er) than snot! Shocked Mad Razz :
two back to back fumbles already?
and about twelve more
and seventeen interceptions

freakin bears touchdown on the opening kick!? Mad

vaniteri misses his first field goal in 75 years!
this is a hoot! Laughing
ain't it?

but my boys think they're in heaven
because they're in Floridfa
and not the mythical nazi arctic island of THULE Evil or Very Mad

like always before
where thier fingers got cold
every year
and they turned into pansies!

what good is the best qb on earth
if no-one holds onto the ball
let alone catches one?

but this rain effects chicago just as much
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here's our theme song right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0yleULPsq4
crank it mamajammers!
this was eight years ago--in 1999
but the cutest one there--the one with the black solid body
(the guitar
not her solid body)
is now the flat guttiest
dead center old school stand up
straight up
hottest pure rusty edged hard rock guitarist on the planet
yeah
the drummer is cute
but the cuter one
who gets her neck choked by the alien pinking shear appendage
and the drummer saves her by tossing her cymbal like a frisbie
at the alien mrchanical poodles
yah
that one
she's a phenom girl now

remember those were the days
by cream?
"golden cymbals flying on ocarina sounds
before wild medusa's serpents
gave birth to hell
disssssss
guissssed
assssss
heeeeeeeeeeeea
ven! YEAH!"

clapton was a crippled fag compared to this girl

GONNA TIE THE BEARS' ASSES TO THE BACK OF OUR CARS
GONNA DRAG 'EM 'ROUND THE TOWN
AND DROWN 'EM IN TAR
GONNA STICK 'EM ON THE CRUMMY (er)
SIDE OF MARS
GOTTA
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
GIT RIDDA THESE DORKS!
GO GO GO GO!
TAKE CARE OF THESE DORKS
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
DO AWAY WITH THESE DOOOOOOORKS! Twisted Evil Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well
sheet fahr and save matches, Skeeter!
finally!
'bout damn time!

for two hundred years indy was the fourth largest city in america
how much has everyone heard about ny chicago and lost angles?
every day?


and the largest city on earth
NOT on a navigable waterway
and not one out of 100,000 AMERICANS EVEN
ever even knew either of those things
how many movies and tv shows are set in indianapolis?

i remember when woodstock happened
they ranted for dedcades
(because one of the three days
they estimate the crowd approachd 400,000)
that that was THE largest gathering of human beings
in the same place
at the same time
in all of human history


nay
the indy 500 gets over 500,000 every single year
without fail
and has every year for over a hundred blinkin' years
(the best thing to do is drive a big winnabego into the grass on the inside of the track
and climb up on the roof
and you got the best seats in the house
and can see the whole track at all times)

never even had a major league level sports team of any kind
till the colts

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wow!

boise and indy
the two football champs this year

'cause
even though
it's not official
as
they just choose two teams to play each other
and call the wimmer the official college champs

everyone knows
boise was the only schedule one college football team undefeated this year!

and they beat teams with ten times the population to draw upon

and fifty times the money

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wow

"who won the super bowl in '07?--you know--the '06 season game--played in feb '07?

"indy"

"oh thet's right

sounds so un-usual-------------------------------------- Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love the Colts..what a game..and THE first super bowl ever played in a rainstorm.
Musta been cause Prince sang Purple Rain..
and Miss Stevi Nicks sounded pretty good for an old broad. Laughing
To bad she didnt do the half time show.
Guess she's gonna tour with Chris Isaak..hope they come to a town near me.
Guess I better tell Stevi to book Missoula! If the Stones can play here..so can she.
eh,wot! Cool
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NASCAR,ANY ONE?
So,whos gonna win the big one this week?
As much as I adore PETTY..I got a feeling
Tony STEWART and Dale JR will be in the front! Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ANYONE EVER WATCH PAINTBALL ON TV?
(CAN'T TELL WHO'S SHOOTING AT WHO) Confused Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a shame..Stewart and Dale Jr crashed near the end..DAM! Crying or Very sad
Best race I have seen at Daytona in awhile,though.
I realy saw some guys bite the big one..and still be men about it.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc-dNy-0G2I
john mccain and the boise state/oklahoma U fiesta bowl game Laughing
Cool
fukkin cool!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here's my play by play live chronical of the fiesta bowl again Laughing Razz

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:12 am Post subject: FIESTA BOWL!!!

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If any of you like college football

it's about 4 pm here in Idaho now
and the FIESTA BOWL is gonna start soon
(coupla more hours)
(played in Glendale Arizona)

BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY
has had an undefeated year this time 'round
12-0
twice undefeated in three years!
and
in the last three or four years they are the winningest team in football
anywhere
some games, (like one or two this year), they won by
like 41 points!
the runningback holds the record, this year, for touch-downs (24)

this all may be because we have the only blue football field
on earth

called the smurf turf
44-2 at home since 2000

but, unfortunarely
the field in Glendale is just plain old regular boring green
so there goes THAT advantage
i guess

Even Mick Jagger mentioned he'd heard how good they were doing
at his concert here the other month

so
on the strength of all this they put them up against the oklahoma sooners
today
in the fiesta bowl

but BSU is like a glorified high school with only a few hundred people to draw on
(half of them being girls)
and Oklahoma is a big major university
as big as any college in the country
The Boise stadium holds a little over 30,000
Oklahoma's holds over 80,000!
so BSU is still the heavy underdogs
BSU IS WAY OUTTA THEIR LEAGUE WITH THIS ONE!
if they win this
it'll be like a movie
like ROCKY
or HOOSIERS
or something!
it'll be like yer high school beating the GREEN BAY PACKERS! OR THE DALLAS COWBOYS!

no matter what
it should be a hell of a game

catch it if you can!
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BARhar

watching the pre-game show

and thy're calling Boise THE ROCKY BALBOA TEAM

and one of the announcers clapped his hands and turned the field (elctronically) dark blue

but then he clapped them again and turned it back green
because, he said,
otherwise
it wouldn't be fair to Oklahoma

they are all saying the only way Boise can win is if Oklahoma helps 'em by giving up a lot of turnovers
but then they mention that Oklahoma had the second most fumbles in the country this year


go BRONCOS!

aw man
this is sick
they're gathering around for the coin toss
and the sooners are all about a foot taller than the Broncs
make that yer JUNIOR high school against the Green Bay Packers



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Boise chooses to kick to OKLAHOMA...

they take thE ball right back
and TOUCHDOWN BOISE!

The announcers are screaming it's the first stone fired by David at Goliath!

Littledavidwassmallbutohmy!

oklahoma instantly fumbls and BOISE RECOVERS!
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next play boise scores again!

14 to zero in one minute and 38 seconds!
(and that's AFTER Boise kicked off to OK FIRST!)

OH

MY

GOD!
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ok

oklahoma scores a touch down in the last seconds of the first quarter
and then a field goal in the second quarter
making it 14 (boise)-10 (oklahoma)

but Boise goes nuts at the end of the 1st half
great drive
near the goal line
seconds to go in the half...
HIKE!
their quarter back is getting chased up and down
back and forth
missing getting sacked by a thread
and then again
he's ducking and dodging
like some maniac
throwing off tackle after tackle!
this can't go on forever...
so he throws some desperation pass to some guy off to the side
who no-body is watching
and he goes all the way in!

so at the half
it's boise 21
oklahoma 10

the sooners are trying to grind little boise down
but the bastards aren't having it!

it's finesse against sheer power

it all depends on if boise can keep dancing at this level

i can hear the oklahoma coach screaming from the locker room!

"this ain't supposed to be happening

wot're these PUNKS doin to us?"

Boise has forced two turnovers
and had none themselvs

there was that fumble
then they intercept a pass in the end-zone that shoulda been a sooner touch-down

boise has always had a motto:

no matter who you are:
two turnovers and we're in the game
three and we win
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3rd quartr starts
and the sooners throw another interception!

whoah!
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oh SHIT!

nothing comes of THAT interception
sooners get the ball back
but then the sooners throw ANOTHER interception
and THE BOISE GUY GOES IN FOR A TOUCH DOWN!

THAT'S 4 TURNOVERS TO ZERO
28 TO TEN!

OH

MY

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NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL

SOONERS GET A DUMB LUCK BREAK

DURING A KICK-OFF TO BOISE--THE BALL TAKES A BAD BOUNCE
AND HITS A BOISE GUY IN THE LEG
SOONERS GRAB THE BALL AND GO DOWN
FEW YARDS FROM THEIR GOAL LINE
AND LATER GET AN EASY TOUCH DOWN

NOW IT'S 17 TO 28

THEN
LATER
THEY GET A FIELD GOAL
AND IT'S 20 SOONERS TO 28 BOISE!

THEN THEY GET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN
AND IT'S 26 TO 28

THEN THEY ARE TRYING FOR 2 POINT CONVERSION TO TIE IT WITH 2 MINUTES TO GO IN THE GAME!

this is surely the game if they fail...

FIRST TRY THE SOONER QB OVERTHROWS
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S A PASS INTERFERENCE PENALTY AGAINST BOISE
SO TRY AGAIN!

SO THEY MOVE TO THE ONE YARD LINE AND TRY AGAIN

this could be the game......

THEN HE MAKES THE THROW!
BUT WAIT!
THE SOONERS HAD TOO MANY GUYS MOVING
SO THEY HAVE TO MOVE BACK TO THE 6 YARD LINE AND TRY AGAIN!

this could be the game....

THEY MAKE IT!

IT'S 28 TO 28

THEN BOISE THROWS A LAME
LAME
LAME INTERCEPTION AND THE SOONERS MAKE A TOUCHDOWN AND AN EXTRA POINT

NOW IT'S 28 BOISE 35 SOONERS

WAS THAT THE GAME?

BUT WAIT!

THERE'S 1 MINUTE SIX SECONDS LEFT

BOISE GOES DOWN FIELD A FEW FIRST DOWNS
BUT THEY GET SET BACK

IT'S 4TH AND 18 WITH 18 SECONDS TO GO IN THE GAME!

THIS COULKD BE THE GAME
THIS IS it!

THEY THROW A PASS
THE BOISE GUY CATCHES IT
THEN LATERALS TO ANOTHER BOISE GUY

THE BOISE GUY GOES IN FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!

THEY GET THE EXTRA POINT

IT'S TIED 35 TO 35

TIME'S UP!

BUT THE GAME ISN'T OVER YET!

THEY GO INTO OVERTIME

ON THE FIRST PLAY THE SOONERS SCORE A TOUCHDOWN AND THEN AN EXTRA POINT
IT'S 42 SOONERS-35 BOISE

BUT THAT'S NOT THE GAME!

BOISE GETS ONE CHANCE TOO
IN COLLEGE--BOTH SIDES GET A POSSESSION
IN OVERTIME

THIS ISN'T PRO FOOTBALL WHERE IT'S SUDDEN DEATH

BOISE SCORES A TOUCHDOWN!

IT'S 41 BOISE--42 SOONERS

BUT CINDERELLA IS TIRED OF BOXING IT OUT WITH JOE FRAZER
THEY ARE GONNA GO FOR THE TWO POINT CONVERSION!

WTF!?

THIS ENDS IT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!

THEY AREN'T GOING FOR THE EASY ONE POINT TO TIE
THIS PLAY IS WIN OR LOSE
THIS
IS
THE
GAME......................................................................................................
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FINAL SCORE:............................

DAVID:
ONE SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD

GOLIATH:
DEAD WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF
WITH HIS OWN SWORD!

(BOISE MAKES THE TWO POINT CONVERSION
WINS
43 TO 42)

BEST GAME I EVER SAW!

MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW
AND MY FINGERNAILS ARE GONE
MY VOICE IS GONE
HAVEN'T SCREAMED THIS LOUD SINCE MY FRIEND CALLED UP AND TOLD ME WE'D WON THE SUPREME COURT CASE!




UN
FUCKING
BELIEVEABLE!
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That was one of the best games I've ever read, er watched


This is what sports are all about


Hope they can get to play the big boys again next year, they sure showed they belonged
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