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CAVEMEN ETC.-RATE THE NEW CROP OF TV SHOWS
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surprised Gamma Ray!

Jammin'!
Twisted Evil Razz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2PWUrEBxgo
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ6hfXdxw5w Razz Twisted Evil Laughing Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote








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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those are great flicks!!! Who did them,????

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh lordy
the yoda stuff was a thread all about me and yoda that moonflower did a year or two ago

you never read it?
kaztor did a bunch of photoshop pics of me too
so i did a bunch of morph pics of him and moonflower

i better have my assistants help me post that stuff over here

i already have the "scientific proof of GOD" pyramid thread
i just was getting ready to post it here
(very time consuming-as each picture has to be rendered one at a time)
with some up-date data an agent/operative member of THE CREW just sent me
haven't had this chart in my possession since 1976
and he miraculously had it and sent it to me


this is what the Hebrew says:

Isa 19:19 In that day shall there be an altar to the LORD in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar at the border thereof to the LORD.


Isa 19:20 And it shall be for a sign and for a witness unto the LORD of hosts in the land of Egypt

(one item--the pyramid is in the middle
at the border of upper and lower Egypt)

the license plates are from a site from my "cool sites" thread

you can make yer own license plate from any state
from any style of any year
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CAVEMEN

WHAT A LET DOWN!

FIRST OFF
THE ACTORS AREN'T THE GUYS IN THE COMMERCIALS

how frikkin' hard would it have been to have got the geico commercial actors to take a series based on them?
wot?
they're too big now--and they all have seven movies lined up
and they don't have the time?

second of all...
the only thing that seems to designate these guys as "cave men" is the fact that they all have full beards
Rolling Eyes Question Confused

these could be any room-mates bitching about college room-mate level sillyness
except they all have full beards
so therefore they are cavemen

????
huh?
i have grave doubts about this thing

I WATCHED THE WHOLE SHOW
AND ALL THE WHILE
I'M WAITING FOR EVEN ONE JOKE
I GUESS THE PREMISE OF THIS SHOW
IS
"IF GUYS WITH FULL BEARDS ARE CAVEMEN
THEN ANYTHING THREE GUYS DO
IS THE JOKE
BECAUSE THEY ARE CAVEMEN"

WTF????? Confused

IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE FULL BEARDS
(AND ARE THEREFORE CAVEMEN)
WHERE'S THE FUNNY?

I DON'T SEE ANY

IT'S ALMOST NOT EVEN A COMEDY
IT'S LIKE COLLEGE LEVEL ROOM-MATE CAVEMEN MELROSE PLACE
BEFORE THEY SENT AMANDA IN
(HEATHER LOCKLEAR)
AND THE WHOLE SHOW WENT EVIL

WILL THE CAVEMAN GET THE SAPIEN GIRL TO LIKE HIM?
WILL BILLY THE CAVEMAN GET THE CAB DRIVING JOB?


WHO CARES?


BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
OR INTERESTING
BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE FULL BEARDS
AND ARE THEREFORE CAVEMEN

THIS SHOW BETTER GET BETTER DAMN FAST
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

survivorboy
and chump vs. wild


these shows have been around for a few years
not new shows
but I just discovered them, this year

and, after watching several to many episodes
of both shows
I'm struck with how lame both these guys are
when it comes to actually doing anything that would help one survive
Laughing
every episode these guys spend twenty minutes
making a fish hook out of a pop-top
or making a snare out of rocks and twine
or spear out of a tent pole

or making a fish net out of a discarded fish net Laughing

and then they NEVER catch anything!

every show, their crafty, elaborate little survivor craft project is always different
and every show
they always fail to catch anything with it

what a rip-off!
Evil or Very Mad
every show has a segment where the guy is explaining that he's not eaten anything for five days except a few crickets, or scorpions, or grub worms Mad

it's like watching FEAR FACTOR, or something
I'm just waiting for horse rectums

once, I saw survivor boy eat part of a fish
but that's just because he found a piece of rotted fish that a bald eagle had dropped onto a beach Rolling Eyes

looked like it'd been rotting there for three days Confused

that's SAVY SURVIVAL EXPERTISE? Question

and then
that night
he set his drift-wood shelter on fire! Embarassed Razz

****

also
every show
one of these guys will say
(into the camera)
{just as he's groveling in his hovel for the night}
that should some jaguar come by
he'd be killed and eaten
because he reeks of rotted fish
has no guns nor spears
nor weapons
nor brains whatsoever
and the hovel he's built
even when not burnt
certainly would never stop any bear or jaguar Confused Rolling Eyes

but you never see the episode where that happens
because that would be embarrassing for the show
and would gross the viewers out Laughing

**************
THEN
it turns out, one of these guys
(i forget which one)
recently got heavily
publicly
busted
in the news
because he and the camera crew used to always go out and drive into town for burgers
between shooting sessions in the wilderness Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yer right on about the CAVEMAN show..it SUCKED.!
I am still a huge fan of all the CSI shows and I LOVE House!
Just wish that writers strike hadnt happened.
I suppose we will be getting re-runs of re-runs this fall. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is the caveman show still on?
i just saw the first episode
a long time ago

i notice a new geico caveman commercial where the geico cavemen are watching the show about themselves
wondering why they just didn't use real cavemen Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont think that many episodes were made of Cavemen because that
writers strike hit a lot of new shows..we were saved by the strike
when it comes to Cavemen showing.
Who knows what fall veiwing will be like..hell ..they have their hands
full now writing the Academy Awards Show..bleh.. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i had high hopes for the caveman show
because i thought they'd be funny like the commercials
but they didn't have the same actors
and all that seemed to make them cavemen
was that they had full beards
and they didn't have one single funny joke in the one episode i saw

they have beards
so they're cavemen
so anything they do is funny
that seems to be the formula Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

found a good tv show
you gotta have the military channel
it's called ALPHA COMPANY: IRAQ DIARY
and it follows a marine company throughout their day-to day activities
in iraq

everyone should watch it
not just to see what's really going on
but because it's great
if yer even just bored
and want to watch a good tv show
reality
adventure
tension
danger
it's got everything
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG..watched S.L.N.earlier ..and Seve Martin popped in.
I love that guy..the old shows were hilarious.
But they did do a Billary-Obamba segment and it was funny.
At least they are temporarily leaving Bush alone.. Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

-just found this weird animated tv show
on the comedy channel
called FREAK SHOW
they have someone who's superpower is he can shrink up to six inches
a liberal agitator named bearded clam
who's superpower is "blinding bitch juice" Shocked Laughing
the log cabin republican
the tallest nebraskan
a jingo-istic patriotic country singer who sings IF JESUS WAS A GUN Laughing
and a bunch of other REALLY weird shit

i'm watching it for the first time right now
but this could be a regular
from now on
Razz
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