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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: THE BLUEBIRD INCIDENT Reply with quote

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQJIYkhdBM&mode=related&search=
A BEATLERS SONG I NEVER HEARD BEFORE
HOW OFT'N DOES THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE?
NOT EVEN B-5
OR
C-4
LET ALONE B-4!
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" A SOUL DJER OF LOVE THAT'S HARD TO BEAT!"

YEAH (YEAH YEAH), JOHN--YER RIGHT, I'M AFRAID...--THIS ONE IS GONNA BE HARD TO BEAT
YER GOOD

OOOH YER GOOD ALRIGHT
YE GIT!
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HAD THREE THINGS ON MY SCREEN JUST NOW, FOLKS
(OVERLARPING SOMEWHERE ON THERE TOGETHER):
THIS FORUM
YOUTUBE
AND THIS THING I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH PUTTING TOGETHER FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON:
SINGLE BIRD PIC I HAD FOUND EARLIER
IT FOUND ME
BECAUSE I ASKED FOR IT AND IT WAS SENT
BUT HAD TRIPLED END TO END
THIS WAS SITTING RIGHT ON MY SCREEN:


AND, OF COURSE, GOOGLE IS ALWAYS IN THERE

WHEN THIS CAME UP ON THE YOUTUBED HALF OF THE SCREEN :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQJIYkhdBM&mode=related&search=
A BEATLES SONG I NEVER HEARD BEFORE!
TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
I WOULDA BET BIG MONEY THIS SUCH A RARE BIRD WAS EXTINCT
THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED,
TO ME, ANYWAY
WAS 1970 WHEN THE LAST BEATLES ALBUM CAME OUT

(ah madame, if only i were eighty again!" )

SO--I IMMEDIATELY
IN THREE SECONDS
BEFORE THE SONG HAD EVEN ENDED
THREW THE "MY WORD! RARE BIRD! RARE BIRD!" THREAD OUT
AS I HAD THE BIRDS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME
CLEVER ROY
CLEVER!

BEFORE I TOOK THE NEXT BREATH
IT WAS FAIRLY GODDAMND EVENLY SCATTERED OVER THE FACE OF
THE ENTIRE EARTH
AND PROBABLY NOW CRUISING ON-BOARD SHIPS OF THE FLEETS OF
MOST OF THE SPACE-FARING PLANETS OF THIS QUADRANT
OR COULD CERTAINLY BE DIALED UP IF THEY HAVE A FAIRLY HALF-ASSED ISP
SCIENCE IS MANKIND'S BROTHER--THE JEFFERSON AIRPLANE WAS RIGHT!
(AND TO THINK SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE ONCE SAID
THERE IS NO GOD!
SHEESH! I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT
NO ONE EVER COULDA SAID THAT!)
THEN
AS I HEARD JOHN SING THE LAST WORDS OF THE SONG:

'CAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES YOUR SOUL
MY BLOOD RAN COLD
AND THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK STOOD UP
AND A BOLT OF UNMISTAKABLE TINGLEY HONEY FIRE SHOT UP MY SPINE

GOD HAS MANY NAMES:
I AM
LORD
ADONAI
THE ANCIENT OF DAYS
THE DAYSTAR
JHVH
AHURU MAZDA
FAITHFUL AND TRUE
YA
EL
LOVE
"GOD IS LOVE"
JEALOUS
"HE IS A MIGHTY MAN OF WAR AND HIS NAME IS JEALOUS"

BUT...
THE-MOST AWESOME (AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED)
OFFICIAL ANCIENT NAME OF GOD IS,
AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN:
THE LOVER OF YOUR SOUL

THE LAST WORDS ARE
I AM
THE ONE WHO LOVES YOUR SOUL
AND IT HIT ME:
JOHN HAD JUST GOT ME TO SEND YOU ANOTHER BLUE GODDAM FEATHER!
JUST AS HE PROMISED HE WOULD,
AND ALREADY HAD
BY MILTIPLES OF HUNDREDS
(IF YOU COUNT HOW MANY ARE IN THAT INDIAN HEAD-DRESS),
BEFORE I EVEN KNEW I HAD DONE JUST BLINKIN' THAT!

HAD INDEED JUST DONE GOT DONE DOING IT, MYSELF!

BIG
ERRRRRRRRR
THAN
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

EERIE!

SEE THE END OF THE "HISTORY 4 DE CHILLUNS" THREAD
TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE FEATHER THING
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS

EEEEERIE!

YA SEE
HE TOLD HIS SON THAT IF THERE WAS LIFE AFTER DEATH HE WOULD "SEND A FEATHER"
AND HAS BEEN SENDING GOBS OF 'EM
IN WAYS SPECIFICALY DESIGNED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
WITHIN IMPOSSIBLE
WITHIN REDICULOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE
YET HE DOES IT ANYWAY
HE
LIKE GOD
MAKES A WAY WHERE THERE ISN'T A WAY

JUST HIS HUMOR TO SEND THOUSANDS AT ONCE TOO

TAKE THIS ONE HE JUST PULLED ON ME AND YOU
RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES
AND RIGHT LITERALLY UNDER MY NOSE
IT WAS OVER 40 YEARS IN THE MAKING
WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE
I THINK
BUT THERE IT IS

AND READ ABOUT THE JACKDAW IN THE OTHER THREAD
THAT WAS AN EVEN WEIRDER TIMELINE -TANGLED ONE


HE DOESN'T SEEEM TO WANNA JUST DO IT IN ANY CHEAP MERELY SUPERNATURAL WAY
LIKE JUST MAGICALLY APPEARING UP YER ARSE

OH NO

COOL JOHN

GOTCHYA!

I ALREADY KNEW, PERSONALLY, MYSELF THAT THERE WAS LARF AFTER DARTH
BUT THAT WAS HOT, DUDE!
YA NEARLY GAVE MY ASS A HEART ATTACK WITH THAT ONE!

I OUGHTA KICK YER ASS WHEN I GET THERE BROTHER MAN!

OR YOU COULD KICIK MINE
EXCEPT

YOU JUST BLINKIN' DID, BRO!
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http://www.ric323.com/pf-forum/viewtopic.php?t=6018&start=15
GO AHEAD
GO READ ABOUT THE JACKDAW
AND THEN THE INDIAN HEAD-DRESS

LOOKS TO ME LIKE JOHN'S SAYING:
NOT JUST LIFE
BUT ABUNDANT LIFE
SHAKEN DOWN AND PRESSED TIGHT
AND THE CUP RUNNETH FLOWETHER

BLESS GOD!

WHAT'RE YE AND THAT OTHER RING-TAILED FOOTER JESUS
GOOOOONA HAVE ME DO NEXT
JOHN!?

ROB YE ALL A BLINKIN' BANK?
BEFORE I KNOW I DID IT?

ADD THIS TO THOSE OTHER RATHER CHOICE ITEMS YOU PULLED OFF, YESHUA, OL' BUDDY
THAT WAS SWEET
AND WHEN YER SWEET YER SWEET

WOT
THAT MAKE TWO NOW?

THREE?


WORTEVER

I'M YER HUCKLEBERRY

DUDES!

FOR YOU DUDES?
ANYTHING!

BUT I'M GONNA GIT YA FOR THIS
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YA?

WAIT FOR IT PONKS!

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you guys
you have no idea!
Yeshua (jesus) and the crew
pulls this kinda shit on me ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME!
IT'S A TERROR
AND A TEAR-RIP-RIPPIN' TEAR!
HAVING A JOKER BIG BROTHER LIKE THAT ON THE OTHER SIDE!

blimey
i shoulda known he'd link up with John in this SHIT!
IT WAS INNEVITABLE!
now i'm doomeded

DAVE HELLAND ARE YOU THERE LISTENING TO THIS WITH THEM TOO?

YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
Mat?--SHON?

YEAH
YEAH
GO AHEAD
THAT'S RIGHT
LAUGH YER ASSES OFF WHILE YOU CAN

WHILE YER ASSES ARE STILL SAFE!
PAYBACK'S A BITCH
I'M TELLIN' YE PAAAAAAAWNKS!

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THIS
JUST A BIT EARLIER TODAY-
-WELL
BUTT CRACK OF DAWN HERE ABOVE THE BLASTED WHITHERED RECEEDING THIN TREE-LINE IN YETI GULCH
ON BLEAK-BUTT BUTTE,
SOMEWHERE SNOWED IN, IN INNER HOWLING BLESSED
BITCHEN IDAHO
NERF AMERICA
BEING I GUESS
A LITTLE ROAST NOON IN SWEALTERING GREAT BRITAIN
GNARLY INVITRO ANGLETERRE
(NAZ TH' CROW BARKS)

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BACK IN IDAHO
A YOUNG JEDI KNIGHT PERSAYED:
"I NEED US A NICE BIRD FOR THE KITTEN/SISTER BYRD LORD SHE'S BLUE AND BORED THIS MORDEN
YADA YADA YADA LEMME OUTTA HYERE, WARDEN!"

BAM!

YOU KNOW WHO BIRD INSTANTLY APPEARS FROM
LO
( (ABOUT A QUARTZ LOW))
WITHIN THE GOOGLITURE
WHO'S OFFICIAL COMPANY BUSINESS/MOTTO/CREED/ETHIC/MISSION STATEMENT IS "DO NOT EVIL"
OR ELSE IT'S "DO EVIL AND KILL ANYONE WHO FINDS OUT BEFORE THEY SNITCH"
AND IT'S WORKED THUS THIS FAR

WHICHEVER

BEING SO AMAZED THAT IT CAME SO FAST...
AND AT IT'S STARTLING DEMEANOR,
(AND I DON'T SERIOUSLY NOW REMEMBER EVEN SEEING ANOTHER FOUL THERE ANYWHERE
MAKING ANY KINDA APPEARANCE AT ALL
LET ALONE ONE
THAT WAS WORTH CONSIDRING TO BOTHER WITH.
THIS WAS THE BIRD, ALRIGHT
NE DOUBT
KRIeyeKEE JUST LOOK AT THAT THING!
COULD THERE BE ANY DOUBT?)
I DIDN'T REALLY QUESTION WHY THE GIDDY QUACK TOTALLY CAME WITH THE WORDS,
(IN MY AWESOME 2-WATT JEDI PSYCHIC BEAN-BRAIN BULB):
"THE HIGHLY FEATHRED SPECIES, LAD
YOU ORT TO JUMP FOR JOY!"

BUT OH NO BUT IT DID!
THE BIRD AND THOSE WORDS WERE JUST A CLEAR NATURAL PACKAGE
LIKE ORGANIC SOY CURD BUBBLE WRAP
IT REALLY JUST SEEMED LIKE THE BIRD WAS SAYING THAT

OF COURSE
I KNEW SOMEWHERE BACK IN THE COBWEBS
THAT THAT LINE WAS FROM JOHN LENNON'S BOOK, THAT CAME OUT IN
1965---CALLED A SPANIARD IN THE WORKS
AND THAT IT WAS, MORE SPECIFICALLY, FROM THE STORY CALLED
THE WUMBRLOG OR THE MAGIC DOG

BUT I DON'T FRATERNOZE WITH COBWEBS AND SELDOM GO THERE
NOBODY GOES THERE, ANYMORE
IT'S TOO CROWDED

I FIGURED MAYBE A SMART LOOKING BIRD LIKE THAT HAD READ THE BOOK

AFTER THE THING WITH THE NEW OLD BEATLE SONG
I REMEMBRED THAT THERE HAD BEEN A LITTLE DRAWING OF THE WUMBRLOG
IN THE BOOK
AND IT HAD APPEARED
FOR ALL APPEARANCES
TO BE POSSESSING OF THE APPEARNCE THROWNUNTO A PAROT

IN THE STORY
A BOY WANTED TO VISIT HIS BELOVED UNCLE
WHOMB HE MISSED SORELY TURRABLE
WHO HAD PASSED AWAY
SO HE HAD FOOLISHLY TAKEN A SMALL WOODAND BEING IN DIRE PERIL
THE WUMBERLOG SAW HIS YET STILL AFAR OFFN ROWBOAT
BY HIMSLF
ONTO THE SEA
AND, LORD, NOT THE TRAINING WHEELS SEA
THE BIG BOY SEA
WHERE HE HADN'T ORTA HAD BEEN HAVING NO DAMN BUSINESS BEING
TO TRY AND FIND THE MAGIC ISLAND "WHERE ALL THE PEOPLE LIVED
WOT LIVED WHEN THEY WERE DEAD"

UNQUOTE
STATED JUST LIKE THAT

AND BEING IN DIRE PERIL
WAS SPOTTED BY THE WUMBERLOG WHILST STILL YET AFAR OFF
WHO FLEW TO HIM
AND DIRECTED HIM TO THE SACRED HOLY WHOLLY MAGIC ISLAND THAT HAD EYES

AND LO
THOUGH THE BOY DIDN'T KNOW HOW
HIS TRUSTY LIFE-LONG, CHILDHOOD, EVER-THUS-FAR-BOYENNED MAN-THING
CRAFTY KERLEW MAGIC DOG
WAS THERE ON THE ISLAND WITH HIM TOO!

ASKED HOW HE HAD GOTTEN THERE
THE DOG SAID
"SAME WAY YOU DID OF COURSE, IN A BOAT"

AND THE BIRD,
WHEN ASKED,
SAID THAT HE WAS A WUMBERLOG:
"THE HIGHLY FEATHERED SPECIES, LAD
YOU ORT TO JUMP FOR JOY!"

THIS NOTE WAS SENT
BY PM (FORUM PRIVATE MESSAGE)
TO FAIR MAGIC HYPERBOREAN CHILD
HENNY PENNY LUCY GOOSEY PEPPERMINT PATTI SMITH
ON THE MAGIC SIGHTED ISLAND OF THE MIGHTY
AT 12: 40PM
(i GUESS GREEN WITCH-TIME)
OR WHATEVR ADZ-IDS ACCORDED BY THIS PLASTIC FORUM- MACHINERY DIGI-TECH HEREIN
FROM THE GEM STATE, IDAHO
AND IDAHO
IN INJUN
MEANS BOTH
"LIGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN"
OR "GEM ON THE MOUNTAIN"
DUALLY
DUELLY
SEVERALLY
SINGLY
AND/OR
INTERCHANGEABLY
AND OUR MOTTO IS ESTO PERPETUA:
IT STANDS ETERNAL
AD IT WAS DULY SENT
THROUGH THE AGENCY OF MAGIC
BY KNAVE DWYLBTZLE
WHO IS, BY CASTE
A CHURL
WHICH IS THE LOWEST CLASS OF FREEMEN IN FEUDALISM

(BUT JOHN CLEARLY
BY GOD
SENT THE FEATHERS AND WROTE MOST OF THE NOTE
TO OUR LITTLE SISTER
AND YOU KNOW HIS MESSAGE
AND IT WAS SENT FIRST
BEFORE HE WHACKED ME WITH THAT UTTERLY LONG LOST SONG
(AS I HAD THE BIRDS AND MAGIC MACHINERY
IN FRONT OF ME
AND EVRYTHNG ELSE AT MY FINGERTITS)
AS IS MEET FOR AS BLIND JEDI KNIGHT IN THE NIGHT

The bluebird of happiness
sent by buddy Roy
the highly feathered species, lass
you ort to jump for joy!

AND NO EVIL UNCLEAN SPIRIT WAS ABLE TO STAND

SO BLESS THE LORD
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AND AS REWARD FOR VALOUR
IN FEATS OF ARMS
HAVING HIM LAUGHED MOCKINGHLY IN THE FACE OF CERTAIN BUTT UGLY SLOPPY DEATH
THE FAIR PRINCESS SENT THE ERNREST COURSE
YOEMAN-PHILOSOPHER POET CHURL SARDAUKER DEATH SQUAD CAPTAIN THIS:

(WAIT
DROPPED IT

DUH

I SWEAR TO GOD SHE REALLY DID SENT

OH HERE IT IS:




I wish I was a fisherman
Tumblin on the seas
Far away from dry land
And its bitter memories
Casting out my sweet line
With abandonment and love
No ceiling bearin down on me
cept the starry sky above
With light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!

I wish I was the brakeman
On a hurtlin fevered train
Crashing a-headlong into the heartland
Like a cannon in the rain
With the beating of the sleepers
And the burnin of the coal
Counting the towns flashing by
In a night thats full of soul
With light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!

Well I know I will be loosened
From bonds that hold me fast
That the chains all hung around me
Will fall away at last
And on that fine and fateful day
I will take me in my hands
I will ride on the train
I will be the fisherman
With light in my head
You in my arms
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I love that song, so much. It always makes me happy.
Even though I hate fishing ..
I'll send it to you by mp3, Roy.

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kyool!

THANKS!


SO GOING ON A RAID THE NEXT MORNING
AND RETURNING TRI-UNGULATE

CHURLISH KNAVE DWYLBTZLE ENTRERED THE ROYAL TENNIS COURT
AND DRAMATICALLY
(IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE SHOWMANSHIP)

SPILLED
AT THE DAINTY FEET OF THE FAIR PRINCESS
A CLATTERING PLASTIC TRASH CAN FULL OF PLUTONIUM
NOSE RINGS THAT HE HAD JUST CUT OFF THE LOWER THIRD NOSES
OF THIRTY THOUSAND NASTY NAZGUL NOSE DROOLERS

(BECAUSE
OF COURSE
AS EVERYONE KNOWS
THE PLUTONIUM RING IN THE LOWER THIRD NOSE IS THE HARDEST TO
CUT OUT DURING A NAZGUL'S RADIO-ACTIVE ACID-BILE SPEWING
47 HOUR DEATH THROES...
THEREFORE, AS FOLLOWING THE IMMUTABLE ANCIENT LAWS OF CHIVALRY...BESTOWING THE MOST MAS MACHO MARTIAL TROPHY GLORY)
AND SHE
TRYING TO BE REGALLY POLITE, AS BECOMES A PRINCESS, SAID

"AH GENTLE OKHRA OGRE
WE ARE HONORED
NAY FLATTERED!
BUT ALAS WE STILL HAVE THE 29,999 THAT WE HAVEN'T YET USED UP IN THE ROYAL SOCIALIST BREEDER REACTOR
FROM THE BATCH TWO DAYS AGO....

WE THINKS YE NEEDS A ROYAL PROMOTION

AND TO RISE TO YER LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCE LIKE ANY CULTURED UBER-=UNTERMENSCHEN GENTLEMAN
WITH 20 YEARS O' SCHOOLIN"

"DAY SHIFT?"

YEA VERILY
Lucy sends Roy peace ^_^
[/quote]

"DOES THAT PAY AS MUCH AS DEATH -SQUID CAPTAIN?"

"IF, PRAY, OH LORD! WE HAVE A LOT OF OVERTIME HOURS FOR YA!" SHE SAID

"AMEN!"
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SO, BLUEBIRD IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!

ALL OF YOU TOO...
DO YOU GET THE FUNNY?

DO YOU POSSIBLY
NOT
GET IT?

I WAS SITTING THERE
WITH THE YOUTUBE ON THE SCREEN...

AND WITH THE THREE LINED-UP
SOUPED UP
JUMPED UP
FLAT GIDDY MAD DRUNK WITH JOY
SMIRKING FLOURESCENT BLUE DEADLY PSYHCHEDELIC DINOSAUR-HURLANT RAPTORS
ALSO READY TO GO
ON MY SCREEN
ALL PRE-ENABLED TO RENDER FORTH THE CRUCIAL WUMBERLOG
AND ALREADY HAD
BECAUSE GOOGLE ALSO WAS IN THERE
OF COURSE
AND
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
IF YOU CALL TIGHT NOW... I HAD THIS FORUM UP
LAYERED BACK IN THER
ON MY BLOODY SCREEN

AND REMEMBER
THE BIRD HAD ALREADY COME WITH THE WORDS:
"THE HIGHLY FEATHERED SPECIES, LAD
YOU ORT TO JUMP FOR JOY!"
WHICH WAS THE WORDS THAT THE BIRD SAID
WHO HAD SAVED THE BOY EXPLORING LIFE AFTER DEATH
IN THE STORY
WHICH STORY I READ WHEN I WAS A BOY
BECAUSE I HAD AN ORIGINAL HARDCOVER COPY OF THAT BOOK

AND THE FEATHER PROMISE CAME ABOUT
ORIGINALLY

BECAUSE JULIAN HAD ASKED JOHN ABOUT LIFE AFTER DEATH


ABD WHEN SOLDIER OF LOVE CAME UP RANDOMLY AS A POSSIBLE CHOICE
BECAUSE IT WAS NOW
OUT OF NO-WHERE
OFFRING ME TO CLICK ON IT
AND I DID

AND I SAW THAT IT WAS A BEATLE SONG I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE
AND REALIZED A LOT OF PEOPLE HADN'T
AND INSTANTLY SENT IT OUT TO ALL OF YOU BEFORE THE SONG EVEN ENDED
THAT MEANS IT WAS
SPECIFICALLY
WITHOUT DOUBT
JOHN COMING ON THE COMPUTER AT THAT EXACT SECOND
THAT CAUSED ME TO ATTACH THE THREE BIRDS
AND WORK IN THE WORDS: "MY WORD!"
WITH "RARE BIRD"
AND SEND IT OUT

SO JOHN FLAT SENT THOSE FEATHERS BABY!

AND A NEW-OLD SONG
AND THAT ALL WAS MIND BLOWING IN ITSELF
BEFORE I REALIZED WHAT HE HAD DONE
WITH THE FEATHER-SENDING PROMISE

AND THEN I HEAR HIM SING THE WORDS:
"I AM:
THE ONE WHO LOVES YER SOUL!"

THREE LAYERS OF NAMES OF GOD ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
I AM
LOVE
AND
LOVER OF YER SOUL

NOT ONE OF THEM A GUY IN MY LINE OF SMIRK COULD EVER MISS IF HE WERE DRUNK AND ASLEEP AND DEAD
BABY
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

BANK ON IT!

AND SUDDENLY JESUS
JOHN LENNON
AND DAVID HELLAND AND MAT RYAN AND SHON GREAR
THREE OF MY BEST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
BAND-MATES
ALL DEAD DECADES AGO
WSR SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO M IN TH ROOM BUSTING GUYS

JUST FLAT PISSING THEMSELVES'
BECAUSE JOHN HAD PILLED OFF YETI ANOTHER FATHER FEATHER DELIVERY PROMISE
AND THE FLAT BIGGEST OF ALL
ALL OVER THE WORLD AT ONCE
AND HAD GOTTEN ME TO DO IT FOR HIM
BEFORE I EVEN KNEW I WAS DOING IT
AND THESE PONKS WERE ALL IN ON IT!
AND IT WAS LIKE

"JACKASS ROYGNA!

YOU THINK YER POSSE LEFT YOU OUT ON THE PRAIRIE
WITH NO HORSE
ALL THIS TIME? ALL ALONE BY YERSLF?
NAY
DICK-BRAAAAAAAAAAIN!
AND THE OLD BLISS MONGER
SYNTHETIC FLESH
ASSHOLES EXTRAOIRDINAIRE CROW CREW WAS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN'
BIGGER
THAN
FARKING
HELL
NO NO NO
THIS HAPPENED BABY

ALL MY MUSCLES SUDDENLY MELTED INTO A BOLOGNA MELT

I COULD FEEL IT HARD
SEVENTY FIVE TONS OF BOULDERS WENT BYE-BYE
BABY BYE BYE
BLUEEEE BIRRRD

BYE BYE

AND GET THIS

JOHN HAD GOT ME TO SEND IT TO LUCY FIRST

SO WE ALL DECIDED TO SEND HER ANOTHER LETTER


AND CALL HER
BLUE BIRD IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
SO
YES WE DID
WE DID
BUT IN MY EMAIL IS A LETTER WHERE SHE'S SENDING ME THE WORDS TO THAT SONG

AND IT WAS THE AFTER-LIFE KNOWLDGE SEEKER BOY SON
JULIAN
WHO HAD BROUGHT THE SCHOOL DRAWING TO JOHN ONE DAY
AND SAID
THIS IS LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
SO WE DECIDED TO CALL HER BLUEBIRFD IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
AND THAT WIL BE HER NAME FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW

OH NO BUT IT WILL
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BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE DECIDED ON:


THREE OF THESE-SUBLINGUAL-UNDER THE TONGUE, TILL THEY DISSOLVE
BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT WE WERE CLEARLY TREBLY BLESSED
'CAUSE WE WERE BARELY SEVENTEEN AND WE WERE BARELY FLIPPIN' DRESSED
WITH
YUP
YOU GUESSED!
DIMPLES DANGEROUS AND BLESS'D!

LOOK BLUEBIRD IN TH SKY WITH DIAMONDS!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfQJIYkhdBM&mode=related&search=
A BEATLERS SONG I NEVER HEARD BEFORE
HOW OFT'N DOES THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE?
NOT EVEN B-5
OR
C-4
LET ALONE B-4!

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SWEAR TO GOD!
THAT'S WHAT WE SENT HER
YOU CAN ASK HER YERSLF!

AND WE SNT A SIMILAR VRSION OF IT AT THE SAM TIM TO TH "WHNAT DID YOU RECNTLY EAT" THREAD

AND THESE PONKS
ARE FAIRLEY PISSING THEMSELVES!

FLAT DYING OF ASPHYXIATION ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
ALL INVISIBLE AND SHIT

AND I GO

"JOHN!
JESUS!
WHY THESE GUYS?
WHY ME?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL ASSHOLES MAN
AND WE COULDN'T RESIST 'EM."


" I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT!!
OI SHOULDA WARNED YOU
I SHOULDA XPECTED SOMETHING LIK THIS FROM THESE POOOOOOOOOOOOIOOONKS!"!""
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WELL
THRE WA ONE OTHR THING TH BIRD DIDX
BEFOR I FOUNMD OUT JOHN AND MY ASHOL FRIONDS HADSNTIYT

uote="Dwylbtzle"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PykzyxWYS3Y
God's in love with us and we feel fine[/quote]

treehugger wrote:
I feel fine anyway. How about you?



don't get it backasswords
here
baby steps
on dasher on dancer on donner on blitzen
bless The LORD,
Oh my soul
and all that is within me
bless His holy name
for He has done great things
yea He has done a couple cool things
yes He has managed to pull off a coupla rather choice items, in His time, (wouldn'tchya say?)
oh bless His
Hooooooooooooooo
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

THIS IS CLEARLY THE BIRD
TELLING ME WHAT THEY ARE GONNA DO
(DO DO ON MY HEAD!)
IN GENERAL
BEFORE THEY EVEN DO IT

OUTSMARTED BY A BIRD!
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MY ONLY REMAINING MYSTRY:

DOES ANY BODY BESIDES ME SEE THE LOOK ON THIS BIRDS FACE?
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The beggar man and his mighty king are only
diff'rent in name,
For they are treated just the same by fate.
Today a smile and tomorrow tears,
We're never sure what's in store,
So learn your lesson before too late, so

(refrain)
Be like I, hold your head up high,
Till you find a bluebird of happiness.
You will find greater peace of mind
Knowing there's a bluebird of happiness.
And when he sings to you,
Though you're deep in blue,
You will see a ray of light creep through,
And so remember this, life is no abyss,
Somewhere there's a bluebird of happiness.

Life is sweet, tender and complete
When you find the bluebird of happiness.
You will find perfect peace of mind
When you find the bluebird of happiness.
Two hearts that beat as one,
'Neath a new found sun,
We are in a world that's just begun,
And you must sing his song, as you go along,
When you find the bluebird of happiness.
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That IS a very beautiful bird!

Quite an amazing creature.
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IDAHO STATE BIRD
HOW ONE WOULD WIPE THAT SMIRK OFFA IT'S FACE
IO HAVE NO IDEA
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I guess taking a bird to the dentist doesn't make all that sense...
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Kingfishers are like bluebirds
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AND IT'S MADE BLUE
IN A WAY
WHERE THERE ISN'T
A WAY


THERE IS NO BLUE PIGMENT IN THE FEATHERS
TINY PRISM STRUCTURES REFRACT THAT FREQUNCY AND THROW IT OUT
THAT'S WHY IS GLOWS WITH THAT IRREDESCENT SHEEN


IF YOU GRIND THE FEATHERS UP
THEY ARE NO LONGER BLUE
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Wow
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It's a MAGIC bird
the highly feathered species, lass, you ORT TO JUMP FOR JOY!
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I perfer the dove
and the robin
and I like the sparrow.
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I'LL HAVE MINE FRIED BLOKE


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