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STROBE



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok
somebody tell me what a TOQUE is [QUOTE DW]
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Toque may refer to: In clothing , toque may refer to: Toque (French) : A variety of hats; Tuque : Another type of hat worn in Canada; In music , Toque may refer to playing of the ...

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Toque (French) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A toque ( IPA : /toʊk/ ) is a type of hat with a narrow brim or no brim at all. They were popular from the 13th to the 16th century in Europe, especially France
A HAT MARY WEARS WHEN ITS COLD UP NORTH Laughing Laughing Laughing [I love ya Mary] Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tale of 3 women

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batwoman?'"
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Ten Ways to Get Pardoned from Clinton





1. Explain that the $45 million check for the I.R.S.
is in my other pants' pockets, and look really surprised.


2. Start dating Chelsea.


3. Form a President Bush Fan Club in an effort to distract the Republican Party.


4. Make donations to the Clinton Presidential Pardon Library Fund.


5. Run a Free Big Mac With Presidential Pardon promotion at your local McDonald's.


6. Say that you're really, really sorry, and promise never to do it again.


7. Trick him into thinking he's signing a crooked land deal in Arkansas.


8. Let some couches fall off the back of the truck in Chappaqua
in front of their house.


9. Offer to adopt either Socks the cat, or Hillary the dog.


10. Provide him with an escort and a good cigar.
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